Secretary is not part of office furniture until properly screwed on desk.

Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.

Man who put cream in tart is not baker.

Man who put hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

It is nice to meet girl in park, but nicer to park meat in girl.

Blonde who fly upside down have crack up.

Man who walk through terminal sideways, is going to Bang-kok.

Man who go out with flat chested women have reason to feel low.

Man who run in front of car, get tired.

Man who run behind car, get exhausted.

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways, going to Bangkok.

Man with one chopstick, go hungry.

Man who eat many prunes, get good run for money.

War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

Man who stand on toilet, is high on pot.

Man who lives in glass house, change clothes in basement.

Man who fishes in other man's well, often catches crabs.

Man who farts in church, sits in own pew.